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The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life! Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax Underwear optional (default: ON)

Download the Soundtrack for free here!

"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." - TigSource.com

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)

Copyright 2009-2012 Kitty Lambda Games Inc. All Rights Reserved.

System Requirements

  • PC/Windows
  • Windows XP or greater, Mac OS X 10.5 or greater, Ubuntu 32-bit Linux 10.12 or greater
  • Intel Core 2 Duo or better recommended; 512MB RAM; 200MB HDD
  • OpenGL 1.2 or better graphics (Nvidia GeForce, Ati RADEON, or Intel HD all supported)
  • Keyboard and mouse required (game may be too difficult to play with touchpad; joypad not supported)
 
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