KittenMittens
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KittenMittens

I am a girl and I like games. Since I'm not (and won't be for a while) near my brother's super computer, I have to settle with games that aren't top of the notch, but somehow work on this laptop. By that I mean, old games and games with low system requirements, e.g Unreal Tournament, Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Warcraft III: Frozen Throne, Serious Sam: First/Second Encounter, World of Goo, Heroes III, Terraria and a few others. I grew up with a few of them and still like them a whole lot.


Even if they do look a little too tired in some aspects.


But yes, hello~
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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming foretold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.  Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil.  Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser. Key Features

The Definitive South Park ExperienceWritten and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park: The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming. An Epic Quest To Become... CoolEarn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park. Friends With BenefitsRecruit classic South Park characters to your cause. Intense Combat Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor. South Park CustomizationInsert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

© 2014 South Park Digital Studios LLC. All Rights Reserved. South Park and all elements thereof © 2014 Comedy Partners. All Rights Reserved. Comedy Central, South Park and all related titles, logos, and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners. Game software © 2014 Ubisoft Entertainment. All Rights Reserved. Ubisoft and the Ubisoft logo are trademarks of Ubisoft Entertainment in the US and/or other countries. Developed by Obsidian Entertainment, Inc. Game Engine and other technology © 2014 Obsidian Entertainment, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Obsidian and the Obsidian Entertainment logo are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Obsidian Entertainment, Inc.

System Requirements

  • PC/Windows
  • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
  • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
  • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 6 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
  • Note: This product requires a third-party download and account
 
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