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Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition

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Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition

Rating: 3.4 (78 votes cast)

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"Grotesque is fun, the gamplay is absolutely solid, it's funny, the writing is top-notch. It's a game for gamer-geeks. Genuinely fun and addictive gameplay." - Elder-Geek.com, Worth Buying

"Ironically discriminatory against every minority and majority imaginable, this game is an explosion of humor with a knowing wink in all the right places." - GAMING XP, 80%

"Very few games are as tongue-in-cheek as Grotesque Tactics."  GDN, 8/10

"The humor is quite refreshing in this normally dead-serious fantasy and tactic genre, and the sophisticated quick combat scenarios are without a doubt sublime." - DemoNews, 81%

"With much blood, sweat and tears and even more humor the player is drawn into the world of the Kingdom of Glory and captured within it." - Spieletester.com, 80%

"Grotesque Tactics is a textbook example  indie-gem. [...it]has virtues of many blockbuster games: charm, wit and originality." - Gamestar, 75%

About the Game

Grotesque Tactics is a story driven , satirical RPG with a strategic combat system. A party of 10 anti-heroes are fighting in a grotesque world that combines the features and clichés of Western and Asian Strategy RPGs like Final Fantasy Tactics, Heroes of Might & Magic and Fire Emblem.
Grotesque Tactics weaves a humorous storyline and plenty of amusing dialogue, poking fun at some of the most successful RPGs, such as Oblivion, Gothic and Lord of the Rings.
To protect the kingdom from the merciless cult "The Dark Church" which has murdered all of the kingdom's heroes and knights, you will have to hire dubious soldiers and rescue jealous maidens who will follow you into combat as your groupies.

  • Turn based tactical battles with humorous animations not seen in any other RPG
  • Enjoyable multiple choice dialogues and conversational puzzles in the style of  Monkey Island or Deathspank
  • Distinctive party members such as the arrogant Holy Avatar, the blood thirsty vampire Solitaire, the sweet but hot-tempered angel Angelina and many more.
  • Scantily-clad maidens yearning to be freed from the grasp of merciless monsters 
  • Gorgeous village landscapes and dark, sinister dungeons 
  • Enormous, highly-detailed and very angry bosses 
  • Classical RPG elements: quests, treasures, trade, leveling up and outfitting a party of unique heroes

 

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Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By CCGR_press posted 13th April

Despite all of this simplicity, I found it a fun and streamlined SRPG experience. It has only the basics, yes, and it only lasted 14 hours for me, but it\'s fun to play.  The art is just beautiful.  It\'s extremely well done, with lots of bright colors and lighting.  Graphically it\'s a joy to behold.  

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By kaelrysh posted 5th February

loving this tongue in cheek game. must say its one of the most original games ive played for awhile. the basic premise of hte game is that all of the soldiers of the country have been killed in battle against the dark church, thus it is up to you to gather up a band of thugs, weirdos etc basically the dregs of society and to go and save the world. oh and did i mention the most terrifying peoples about - the scantily clad virgins. yes they are your ultimate weapon against the enemy and perhaps the ultimate headache for your hero. so together with the semidivine `hero` guiding you the battle against the dark church begins.

so how does the game play? graphics are pretty good. occasionally i find controlling the camera a bit hard, trying to mouse around the screen seemed to flash quickly from one side to the other. this was fixable by lowering the sensitivity of my mouse and thus isnt really a game problem.

gameplay was good the black humour throughout is of course very appealing and if for no other reason makes one want to play more. that aside, the story itself is keeping me intrigued. but lets not spoil the story here. turn based combat is simple enough. the only problem for me is the lack of ability to choose the stats that get upgraded on the characters, it seems that they all get automatically assigned. which for someone who likes to shape his characters to what he wants is a bit off a disappointment, but only a little. there are enough characters entering the game at different times to keep things interesting.

overall

overall a lot of fun, plenty of laughs and an all around good time. perhaps not everyones cup of tea, but then what game is. if you like balck humour and satire then you will probably like this.

4 stars and bring on GT2 dungeons and donuts.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By Galaad97 posted 6th December 2011

I purchased this game a long time ago but hadn't even tried it yet! What a mistake, this game is a lot of fun and the humour is great!

A little warning though, make sure that you download the patch if you get this game, there is a link to download the patch on Gamersgate but does not already come installed with the game installer itself.

The english translation can be clunky at times but the strategic combat, humor and price more than make up for it.

Give it a try, you won't regret it.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By jkail posted 29th August 2011

I was excpecting a lot from Grotesque. In the end I am kind of disapointed.

The graphics are good, the game is a little slow, I still can't get use to it and loose my patience.

The characters are not that likable, they pisses me off, I just want to tell them to shup up but well... games don't obey...

I still play this game being a huge RPG fan and hoping for something good to happen but what makes me a little sad is that the jokes that were supposed to be one of the main good points on the game, don't work on me. I understand the jokes but I"m not even smiling...

I had it with a lower price, I grade it with that in mind? but the original price (20€) is, for me, too muxh for what you get in the end.

Maybe try it before buying.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By pincaviglia86 posted 29th July 2011

Absolutely the slowest paced and most boring game I have ever played. I cannot understand how this game got good reviews on any of the gaming sites.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By mrdavidchandler posted 29th January 2011

Losts of promise. Cute graphics. Decent story. Happy I bought this one. Eary to pick up and play. Long on dialog, but enough action to keep you going.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By Dawnclaude posted 10th September 2010

You like RPGs and also a bit "Kings Bounty"-like Strategy?

You like humor in the style of Monkey Island, Penny Arcade , Plants vs Zombies or Bard's Tale?

Then this RPG is perfect for you!

You are the most unlucky guy in the world: An Emo! In your Company there are crazy characters like the

extreme Holy "Duke Nukem Ultima Parody" Avatar, jealous virgins, and a perverted goblin thief!

This game is not made for the hardcore tactic Progamer (recommended: try the hard difficult), but for all RPG loving fans, Ex-WoW gamers (like me

;)) and yes... also for women! It's very easy to learn and after you played a few hours it will become more complex, because you get more and more party members each with unique skills.

Game length: around 15 hours. That's ok for this price and I hope there will be a sequel.

By zargain posted 9th September 2010

Ok I have played this game for a while now and it does have a lot going for it, decent graphics, an amusing sence of humer and a good solid gameplay format, and for the asking price thats not a bad thing. However there are one or two small things that bug me, the first is the skill system or lack of one, each charcater in your team has just two skills they can use and some of these skills are verry simillar in effect if not name, a larger variety of choice for battlefield tacticks would of been nice. Secondly the scroll system is flawed zooming out and in is a pain and i often found myself fighting the mouse to scroll around the map for a view of the tactics needed for any upcomming battle. Now i have not played this game to completion yet so can not say for sure but my initial immpression is that the actual size of the game is limmited my team having already destroyed a majoy bad guy and now on the hunt for the big bosses hideout, I hope I am wrong and i am not already aproaching end game after just a few short hours of play, if i am right however then this realy is a budget title, great gameplay and decent graphics but too short and limmited for serious gaming.

Grotesque Tactics Premium Edition review

By mbpopolano24 posted 6th September 2010

Ahhh, so much potential wasted.

This could have been a great game, let's call it: "King's Bounty Light". It is definitely funny, irreverent, and light - grotesque, as the title rightly implies. All the characters are different and well designed. The environment is gorgeous, very similar to King's Bounty. The music is nice, and the dialogs funny. There is no voice-over in the English version but this is not a problem. The action is turn-based, when your party meet enemies everyone takes its turn and a nice, tactical, at time even excellent combat ensues. It feels a lot like King's Bounty, but instead of having your main heroes exploring the world, you navigate the world with your entire party, which eventually will grow to include 9 members.

So far so good. The problems are all linked to the lack on any sort of depth. The developers advertised this game as a low-budget game, but for the same money you can buy King's Bounty or any of its excellent expansions and have a truly epic game in your hands. Think about this: the RPG part of the game is so underdeveloped that each party member has just 2 skills on top of the starting attack. Two skills in the entire game! The equipment suffers of the same superficiality: you can buy two slightly better version of the armor and the weapon, and with some luck you will find an upgrade in the world. Levelling up is automatic, and why bother since everything you do has literally no consequences or options whatsoever? The story, although both funny and interesting, is as linear as it can be. Do it once and your done for good. And mind me, the entire game can be finished in a weekend, maybe 10-12 hours if you play veerryy slloowwlyyy.

On top of this basic design flaw, the other major problem is that combat starts in the world where you party is, and you cannot control anybody movement but your leader. Although your party is supposed to stay in a basic formation (no option here as well), the world is so small and narrow that I often ended up starting combats with my vulnerable archers at the front, where thy were taken to pieces, of course. As done in King's Bounty and many other turn-based games, combat should send the parties in an arena in which everything would be much more organized and enjoyable.

In sum, if you have 20 bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you might have a few hours of fun with this game. But if you don’t' mind to wait, in a few months this will be certainly available for a few bucks. If the developers will decide to use this 'concept demo' to make a real game, I think they will have a winner in their hands. I surely hope about it, although next time I will make sure to check it before buying it.